The embarrassing orgasm

Out of the blue, I suddenly remembered this really embarrassing story about this guy.

The story happened a few years back. Not on me. :D

It was freaking embarrassing.

So the story was like this:

There was this teenage guy, around 14 or 15. So on that day, he went into his toilet to masturbate. So he went in and locked the toilet door and continued with his.. 'business'

Alright so he was masturbating and he thought his door was being locked properly when the fact was, the door wasn't secured.

So, after a while, he peaked and had an orgasm. At the very instant semen came out of his penis, his dad walked in to the toilet and yes, he shot semen right in front of his dad's eyes.

His dad then coolly went out of the toilet and never talk about the incident.

OMG I tell you if this happens to me, I can DIE. Like, literally. So embarrassing! And to happen right in front of his dad. Gosh I can't imagine how he felt right after that.

English quiz? Screwed.

Gosh, I screwed up English quiz.

It was soooo hard! :'(

I never knew English could be that hard.

I just lost my confidence. Gah!

Dyed my hair, again! :D

I never knew I was so spontaneous. I never knew I would make decisions like this at the spur of the moment. But I was and I did. :D

Before lunch, my brother just suddenly said he needed to cut his hair. And all of a sudden, this random thought of dying my hair crossed my mind.

So, this was my second time colouring my hair. The first time, I actually bought the colour myself but apparently, one box is not enough so I had to choose the colour from the saloon instead. And it was some dark red-ish brown colour which was really nice.

Then a few weeks back, I bought another box of the same colour as the first colour that I bought. And today, I used that colour. It's purple!! With maybe a bit red. I think. And it's niceeeee. :D

I was quite nervous before the colouring though. Cuz the previous colour was really nice and I don't wanna screw it up. But now, no regrets! :)

I'm so happy.

Disgusting things :D

OK since the main topic for today was talking about really disgusting stuff, I'll just write about it to close the topic (for the day).

A precaution for all of you out there who are reading this post. Please do not proceed if you get disgusted easily, or if you're currently munching on something delicious. You've been warned.

I honestly think, that no matter how many more years I'll have to menstruate, I will NEVER ever get used to the blood.

I know it's a part of me and I know I shouldn't be saying this, but, it's DISGUSTING. It's a major turn-off for me each time I see my own period blood. During that time, I'll try to cut down the number of times I go to the toilet so that I don't have to see it. Even if I really do need the toilet, I'll try to avert my gaze from it.

And no, I'm not sick. Or disgusting. This just happens to be one of the random topics I picked for today.

Oh and now, I'm about to take you to a journey I traveled years and years ago. OK, maybe not years and years ago, it's 3 years ago to be precise.

My swimming team and I went to China for our training camp during the holidays. So the thing that I noticed, is that most of the female don't shave their underarms (I'm talking about my experience during training ok, not competitions). And.. For some unknown reason, the underarm hairs are quite.. well, bushy. It's like a mass of black hair and.. Oh, Lord. I'm not gonna continue.

Alright. Then in the bathroom, everyone showers naked. BEFORE you guys get all excited about it, imagine looking at middle aged and old women shower. Yes, I can see your excitement going down rapidly. So the whole bathroom was filled with sagging boobs and wrinkled skin and.. Hair. Lots and lots of hair.

Not only that, the cubicles of the toilet don't have doors.

And I have a story to share.

One of my guy friend went to the toilet to do his business. So lucky for him, the toilet is empty so he just picked a random cubicle and squatted down to.. You know. Release. Haha. So normally when you poo, you'll face the outside right, so he was doing just that when an old man walked in, chose the cubicle opposite my friend, squat down facing him, and started doing what my friend was doing - shitting.

It's freaking revolting! My friend told us he was forced to look at the old man's old.. Equipment and see shits coming out and dropping out underneath him.. OK I seriously feel like puking now.

So that's the end of the topic. I don't think I can stand writing more. :D

*Don't get offended by the post. It's just a random post and I was just talking about my experience.*

Beauties with less makeup

OK, so just to illustrate what I posted before this, I'll just put up some pics of several celebrities who look amazing with less makeup that enhances their beauty. :)

Indulge.

The definition of beautiful - simple and natural :)

I love au naturel. Period.

And that includes looks, makeup, girls etc etc. OK maybe not that au naturel to grow your armpit hair and really gross bodily hair, but natural as in keep things simple.

I detest girls with makeup so thick, that when you touch her face, a 3 inch hole is left in the middle of all the powder. I detest girls with makeup so thick that she looks completely different when she washes it all of.

I suppose most people would prefer girls in just some simple and light makeup that enhances their beauty, not change the way they look completely.

Everyone is beautiful. I don't know how many times do I have to emphasize on that. I seriously get turned off by people who wears awfully thick makeup with freaking long fake lashes - unless it's necessary - 24/7.

Most guys would say that their partner looks most beautiful when they just woke up. Unless, of course, if they actually woke up with saliva all over their faces. But still, it proves that simplicity is always the best. Simple is always elegant. Messy is also sexy. *wink*

So girls, use makeup to enhance your features and looks; not turn yourself completely into another person, and before you know it, everyone will be digging the simple and pretty you :)

Dear ASSHOLE.

I hope that you'll crash and die on the spot. Stupid fucker.