1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I wanna be a pig. NOT)
(How'd they figure this out?? And why?)
4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over the pig thing)
(Don't try this at home.. Maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(And pigs get 30 mins of orgasm? That doesn't seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(Intoxicated from drinking bottles of...?)
(Did the taxpayers pay for this research???)
(Did the taxpayers pay for this research???)
9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Seriously, who cares??)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds
(Errrrr......)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes! Can you imagine?? And why pigs??)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(This is creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(What the...?)
(Well, at least pigs get all the fun)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life, I still want to be a pig. Quality over quantity)
15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez.)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people who are like that)
17. Starfish don't have brains.
(Hey! I know people who are like that too!)
*Hope you guys had fun reading this :) *
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