Compete.. Again?

OMG I thought I was going to embarrass myself today. Thank God that didn't happen. Hahaha

OK, so the thing is, I went for the swimming competition today. After not training AT ALL for 4 whole months. I was actually supposed to help out and earn some extra moolah for the competition, but, somehow, I got dragged into the whole competing thing 2 days ago.

And I still have another event tomorrow. :S

But not bad weiyh! I got RM70 today from the competition, sans the money I get for helping out. It's not a lot, but it's not bad considering I didn't train at all and considering the fact that I actually did not put much effort into my swim.

Oh and did I mention that the ONLY reason I swam was for the money? Well, yeah. Haha medalists get $$ and since I'm low in cash and I'm so money-minded, I joined. :D

But I'm definitely worn out. So freaking tired.

French toast

I made french toasts. Yummm.. :)

Broke

I'm so broke. So, so broke.

I've been paying EVERYTHING for myself.

So yes. I have to start earning instead of spending. No wait, let me rephrase that. I need to start earning so that I can spend. Hahahahahah :D

I'M DONE WITH MIDTERMS!!!

Although it's actually midterms for the first sem only.

Yes, I know I'm making a big deal about it. But I can't help it!!! I feel so happy that I'm done with it!!!!!

And I KNOW IT'S ONLY MIDTERM! But seriously, I feel as if I've just finished SPM. That's how happy I am.

So now, I have a short break from tomorrow til Sunday. :D So nice!

Wedding jokess!!

OK this is purely for my own entertainment. I'm just trying to de-stress. But I hope you guys will find it entertaining too! :)

• My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.


• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your lives.


• Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.


• The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.


• Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?


• Son: "How much does it cost to get married, dad?" Dad:" I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."


• My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!

Hahahahahahahahaha so funny!! :D:D:D:D

I think I'm going..

1. MAD. Really. All these exams and quizzes and assignments are making me going nuts. Even though I'm actually not really studying or anything. But I'm stressed out all the time. Stressed out cuz I'm not studying.

2. CRAZY. Wait. Crazy = Mad right? OK. NEXT!

3. I think I'm not making any sense. Am i?

4. I think I'm growing fat. Even though my weight has remained the same.

I can't wait for Tuesday man! That's when midterm ends and at least I'll have a break from Wed to Fri!! Woohooooo!

Tomorrow's Finite Math. Then Computing. I've studied nothing. Not a SINGLE THING.

Someone kill me pls.

Cute Pickup Lines

Here's some cute pickup lines! Hahaha hope it'll give you boys (or girls) some idea.

1. Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I scraped my knee falling for you.

2. You look so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

3. Do you have a map? Cuz I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

4. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eyes. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

5. Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

6. Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz girl, you're the bomb.

7. I don't think I need Google anymore, cuz girl, you're everything I've been searching for.

8. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you need me to walk by you for the second time? (my personal fav! :D)

9. Apart from being so beautiful, what do you do for a living?

10. I think I've just found the angel I'd like to be touched by.