Totally WTFFF man! HAHAHA

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland and the exit sign reads: DISNEYLAND LEFT. They started crying and headed home.

(HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA wtfff)

A bus full of ugly people met an accident and died. Before entering heaven, they were all given a wish. So the first person asked to be made beautiful and it happened. So the rest of them followed the same wish. When it came to the last person, he was laughing. The voice then asked, "Why are you laughing? What's your wish?" And the person laughed even harder, "Make them all ugly again!"

(HAHAAHAHAH what the shit ritee)

A blonde walks into a store.

Blonde: Can I get that TV in the corner please?

Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes.

The blonde goes and put on a brunette wig.

Blonde: Can I get that TV in the corner please?

Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes.

The blonde goes and put on a redhead wig.

Blonde: Can I get that TV in the corner please?

Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes.

Blonde: Damn it! How do you know I'm a blonde?

Shopkeeper: That's not a TV at the corner. It's a microwave.

I accused my brother of being gay yesterday.

He got so angry he hit me with his purse.

(HAHAHAHAH DAMN STUPID)

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps on the weighing scale, my phone number appears.

*Genie appears!*

Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes. What's your first wish?

Man: More wishes!

Genie: You can't wish for more wishes.

Man: More genies!

Genie: Oh. Fuck.

Yo mama so fat that her bellybutton got home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

Ahhh omg damn funny! *wipes tears* Nothing better than having a good laugh. :)

Too nice

He's too nice. Till it hurts.

So confused

It's all so confusing!! :(

And I want the two tops that I saw yesterday!!! :( :( :(

But seriously, hunny. If you don't even bother what's going to happen to you and you keep doing the same thing, I'm gonna stop caring too.

Limitations. Friendships.

Do not read this if you do not like emo shit. You've been warned.

You know how everyone has a limitation? Well, I do too. This blog isn't about me complaining about my life, or about how unfair life is. It's about me, disappointed in certain things.

Friendships. People always say how important friends are, how they should be your strengths and hopes, how they are always behind you no matter what you do. Again, I'm not going to complain about my friends, or to point any fingers at anyone. I'm just voicing out my disappointment.

There's always a perfect scenario somewhere. A perfect situation. Everyone can always tell you how you should face difficult times, how you should overcome challenges. It's always the same piece of advice isn't it? They're almost always the same. But having a really, really good friend will help. It really will. If you have a really good friend who genuinely cares about you, you can trust them completely and you know that you can always depend on them whenever life's giving you shit.

Unfortunately, reality isn't always like this. Not everyone can always have a good friend at all stages of their lives. People can tell you the criteria of a really good friend, but sadly, they are hardly one themselves. Sometimes, in one stage of your life, you had a really good friend/s. You treasured the friendship. You wanted it to last. You nurtured it. You give every damn piece of effort to try and keep it. But it's so sad and frustrating that the other party doesn't seem to give a shit. They don't look like they care at all. Or maybe, to them, the friendship has already expired. Or they're just taking the friendship for granted.

They come to you when they have problems, they depend on you, and you gave your 110% effort because you really do treasure the friendship. But after comforting them, they go off. They don't even ask about your life, or your problem. They don't even initiate the first move in keeping in touch. They don't know what's going on in your life.

Taking friendships for granted. That's one of the worse thing you can ever do to someone. Taking it for granted that he/she will be there for you when you need them, but you don't even bother trying to keep in touch with them or talk to them once in a while to ask them how are they. Maybe you do treasure it, but you're just taking it for granted. Don't do that. Don't ever. You might lose a friend. A really good friend.

However, it's true that some friendships have expiry dates. They just wear off. People need different friends at various stages. But that isn't always the case. Like any relationship, friendship is also a relationship that needs nurturing and care in order to grow and last. It all depends on how important it is to you.

There's only so much I can take. I have my limitations. Everyone has problems in life. And everyone depends on friends to make them feel better. I do too. Or maybe I'm just being stupid. Maybe you didn't even care at all. Maybe it's all me.

Maybe it's time to let go.

Food poisoning

:( :(

So horrible. Tummy was hurting so much i felt like dying. Puked too :(

On a completely different note, I don't know wat did I do to deserve you :) You are the best.

And, on another completely different topic, I'm sick and tired of having to make the first move. If you treasure this, you'll initiate something too, instead of me approaching you guys first all the time. I'm starting to re-think whether you care.

End of second sem

Woohooooooo!!!!!

Hahahahha thank God it's over. OK. Maybe not yet. I still have another paper to go this saturday. Ahh but who cares? I'm just so so glad it's all over.

Then the next semester will be my last sem in college. Gosh, time flies. I don't feel as if I've learnt anything from these 2 sems. Haha

Finals tomorrow

Time to buckle up. I still have 4 more chapters to go OMG before first paper tomorrow.

I just hope I can get good results. I know I've been lagging this semester, but whoever that's out there, please help me get good grades kay? I promise I'll be a good girl after this and study hard for my exams next time. :)

The horror - Finals

I swear, I really have no idea how I managed to make it through this whole semester. I've never ever come so close to breaking down before, let alone breaking down multiple times. Yet, in this semester, I managed to achieve both; a couple of times.

This semester was hell. It was a nightmare, honestly. Hellish. And I'm so so glad it's coming to an end. Finals starting this Saturday and I'm not prepared at all cuz I originally thought finals was 3 weeks away. And when my friend told me finals was this week, there's only 1 week left.

Oh wells. Wtv. I'll just do my best. And after finals, Imma take a well deserved break. Hehhh.