Mid Terms

Right now. This week. Shoot me.

OK. Seriously? Pigs?

Yes, yes, I know exams around the corner and I'm not supposed to be here but.. here I am! *grins*

Seriously, I still can't get over the interesting yet weird facts (below) about the pigs. Can you imagine? Orgasm for 30 mins?? That's like half an hour climaxing the whole time! Does that mean that the said pig will be in spasms for 30 mins? Or will it look normal yet their insides are.. churning? Hahahahaha.

30 minutes. That's like, the time you use to take a shower (sometimes you can even shower twice and when you get out of the toilet, the pig's still orgasming). It's also the amount of time you take to solve 15-20 questions. That's also equivalent to the time you can.. OMG 30 mins is the amount of time you take a power nap! So when you took a nap and wake up, the pig's still enjoying the time of it's life. Pfft. 30 minutes also allow you to.. write an essay? Haha OK maybe not an essay.

Come to think of it, this is a very random post, isn't it? I never thought I would be blogging about pig' orgasms. But still, it's so awesome rite to have orgasms that long. Hahaha

Ok. I think I should start studying soon. :D

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

This joke:

I received a card today. It says " Happy Valentine's Day! Love, from you know who". Why the fuck would Lord Voldemort send me a message??

HAHAHA quite funny. If you get it.

This one, is quite sad:

A guy gave his girlfriend a challenge. He told her that if she can stay away from him for one whole day and not talk to him, he'll love her more. His girlfriend agreed and didn't see him or talk to him for a whole day. However, she didn't know that he had cancer and had only 24hrs left to live. The next day, she turned up at his house with tears streaming down her face. Next to the coffin, there was a note addressed to her. It says: You did it baby, and I'm sure you can do it for the rest of your life.

OMG DAMN SAD RITE.

Mid Terms

Starts this Saturday. Everyone's talking about it.

The thing is.. I seriously am in deep shit. I have got not time to study at all, I haven't even finish up my notes, and I don't even have textbook. So.. How to study?

And I'm not even stressed. Haha. I'm so numbed out by all this stupid stuff.

BTW, how was Valentine's for everyone? :)

Mine was mediocre and simple. But really nice. :)

Valentine's Day is

COMING SOON!!!!

To all of you single people out there, have an awesome time kay! To all of you couples out there, Happy Valentine's Day (in advance)!!!!! Hahahaha

OK. So what I want for Valentine's are..

1. A Ferrari

2. A Porsche

3. An Aston Martin

4. A Lamborghini

5. A huge house

6. A diamond necklace

7. A walk-in closet (filled with designer's clothes, bags and shoes OMG)

8. A magic wand

9. A fairy as a pet

10. A...

Okay okay. They're getting more and more unrealistic so I should stop now. Hahaha

On second thought, I think right, I'm asking for everything that I would want for Christmas. People don't NORMALLY give gifts like that during Valentine's, do they?

Have fun people!! :)

Interesting (yet weird) facts

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I wanna be a pig. NOT)

(How'd they figure this out?? And why?)

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over the pig thing)

(Don't try this at home.. Maybe at work?)

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(And pigs get 30 mins of orgasm? That doesn't seem fair)

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(Intoxicated from drinking bottles of...?)
(Did the taxpayers pay for this research???)

9. Polar bears are left handed.

(Seriously, who cares??)

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds

(Errrrr......)

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes! Can you imagine?? And why pigs??)

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

(This is creepy)

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(What the...?)

(Well, at least pigs get all the fun)

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life, I still want to be a pig. Quality over quantity)

15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, Geez.)

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people who are like that)

17. Starfish don't have brains.

(Hey! I know people who are like that too!)

*Hope you guys had fun reading this :) *

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Soooooooooooooooooo Tiring

I feel like a pig. OK maybe not. Cuz pigs don't really feel tired all the time rite? Hahaha

College's ok. Second semester sucks. And it's not because of the subjects. It's the people.

I'm so tired all the time, that I can't even think anymore. My brain refuses to function (I've always said my brain has a mind on its own HA-HA). So I can't think of anything to blog about. So my blog's getting lame-er (as if it has always been uber cool HEH).

Anyways this CNY was one of the suck-iest. EVER.

Miss all the fun times :(

CNY

It was.. Okay. Not bad. But not that great either.

Haha maybe it's cuz of the mood or something. It's not really festive.

But at least I got angpau :D And the food.. HEH Thank goodness I did NOT gain weight. I'm so proud of myself *puffs out chest* Hahahaha woots woots!

Anyways, back to reality. Things aren't that great. Second semester sucks. It's not because of the subjects, it's because of the people. But second semester is hard. As in, real hard. Can't wait for 3rd sem though, I'll be running all over the place having fun! Heee :D