Chinese New Year

It's coming soooooonnnnnn.

I'm still very un-excited though. Maybe it's cuz of the weather. Or the timing of it. Or because of the lack of enthusiasm of everyone.

I'm still having my fingers crossed for many many angpaus tho. *grins*

And btw, it's the 3rd. Regretting yesterday.

Chinese New Year is..

Coming soon!!!

Unbelievable! I can't believe it's next week. What happened to the time? It truly flies. Hahahaha but hey! It's SOOO unfair! I'm still trying to accept year 2011 and CNY's almost here.

Somehow, it doesn't really feel like CNY. No shopping, no CNY food, or mandarins, or new stuff, or decorations.. It really really doesn't feel like CNY's coming.

Hahaha whatever it is, I still hope I can get some (more!!) angpau money. Yep. I'm broke.

Bounce (the song) Hehhh

I don't know whether you've noticed it or not but the song 'Bounce' is actually kinda dirty too. Hahahahaha I know I know, I'm being lame. But I need some entertainment. :)

It's by Timbaland ft Dr. Dre, Missy Elliot and Justin Timberlake.

(Tempo has reached critical level)
(Tempo has reached critical level)

Huh... bounce... ooh I like you... bounce...

C'mere girl, c'mere girl, c'mere girl, bounce
C'mere girl, c'mere girl, c'mere girl, bounce
C'mere girl, c'mere girl, c'mere girl, bounce
C'mere girl, c'mere girl, let me talk to you

[Verse 1: Timbaland]
Let me see them big titties, don't act saddity you ain't pretty
Break bread if you wanna get wit' me, all I wanna do is dig off in them kidneys
Tell ya boyfriend he better mind his business, 'fore he end up in the trunk of my Bentley
I am still a boss, he can't hit me, he ain't got enough paper to deal wit' me
Baby girl wanna two step wit' me, turn around rub ya ass up against me
Whoa, lil' mama done got tipsy, and then tonight, tomorrow you're history
All you haters wit' that hoe sh*t miss me, I stay strapped security don't frisk me
Set it off 'til this muthafu*ka empty, I turn around do the same sh*t next week
Come on

[Chorus: Timbaland & Justin Timberlake]
Bounce (like yo' ass had the hiccups)
Bounce (like we was ridin' in my pick-up)
Bounce (why you lookin' so sad? baby girl you need to cheer up)
Bounce (I got the remedy, it's you on me and me on you
And you on me and me on you and you on her
Then her on me and her on you and y'all on me
Then me on y'all and y'all on me
Menage a trois, menage a tr-uh-uh)

[Verse 2: Dr. Dre]
OOH! There she go, just what the Doc's been lookin' fo'
She just what I need, black and Chinese like Sum Yung Ho
I got a bungalow, we can diappear for a week or so (yeah)
I got a steady young flow, super bowl wit' it like I'm Dungy yo (oh)
Yes, congratulations, you won a millionaire invitation
Sorry I'm so demandin', but save the dancin', for back at the mansion and
Ain't, this money handsome? Ain't, that a panty anthem?
I kill me, just like you, from the back you'll see

[Chorus: Timbaland & Justin Timberlake]
Bounce (like yo' ass had the hiccups)
Bounce (like we was ridin' in my pick-up)
Bounce (why you lookin' so sad? baby girl you need to cheer up)
Bounce (I got the remedy, it's you on me and me on you
And you on me and me on you and you on her
Then her on me and her on you and y'all on me
Then me on y'all and y'all on me
Menage a trois, menage a tr-uh-uh)

[Verse 3: Missy Elliott]
Hold up! Hell naw! Like Britney Spears I wear no draws
In the club I drink it up, gulp gulp drink it up
Got Patron sippin' in my cup, that's ya man I bet I can make him look
When he see the jugs he wanna rush and get a quick touch of the big ol' butt
Mmhmm big ol' butt, thick legs, big ol' jugs, legs stick like rims on the truck
Take him to the crib, yep, we gon' fu*k, you can call me a freak I like to get buck
I don't have to do much to make you get it up
Some young hoe she worth two dollars, I'm worth more dollars that make a beauty parlors
I pop collars, c-c-c-collars, I don't buy shots I only buy the bottles
Only rich girls, we only buy the bottles
And like a porn star I'm best when I swallow

[Chorus: Timbaland & Justin Timberlake]

I so need to cheer up.

Kinda pissing me off

Seriously man.

This is bullshit la. I'm so bloody overwhelmed by all these shits and now u guys are pissing me off.

You think I had it easy? Screw you.

THE Barbie Girl Song

I think most people will be familiar with the 'Barbie Girl' song sung by Aqua.

The thing is, this song is actually kinda dirty, in a way. Yet little kids still listen to it and dance along to the rhythm. Ahahahahaha I guess they've never read through the lyrics before :D

So here, the lyrics :

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

* Nice song* :D:D:D

Drunk vs Tipsy

OK seriously. What's being drunk like? And tipsy?

Maybe I can say what's tipsy like. It's more like.. Feeling a lil high and a lil dizzy.

But drunk?? What does THAT feels like? Does it mean that you don't even know what you're doing? Does that mean you're gonna wake up forgetting things that you did?

I have yet to find out. :D:D:D

Tiredness + Eyebags = Depression

Seriously. I am soooo frigging tired! D:

Oh and my body aches for some unknown reason. I haven't been exercising recently so it makes no sense as to why my body aches. Hmmm.

Oh oh oh lemme tell u my dream. Maybe it relates to my body ache. HEH :D

OK so I had a nightmare. About demons. But the scene was sort of like those zombies movie where you gotta survive and run. Yeah so, to summarize, I dreamt my whole family was being chased by demons and monsters so it was really scary (in my dream). So we were running the whole time trying to find somewhere safe to hide but everytime we found a place, somehow something will turn wrong and we ended up fleeing.

So I felt really tense and anxious throughout the whole dream and I woke up (by my alarm), I felt damn exhausted and my whole body aches. My dad says that I was sleep walking so while I was dreaming, I ran out of my room and started running all over the house that's why my body ache. Seriously =.= It's not even funny. OK, maybe a little. Hahaha.

And my eyebags are as swollen as ever. Ugh.

And my left eyelid is swollen, for some unknown reason. I hate this :(

So depressed. T_T

The Workload

OMG the workload is killing me seriously.

I'm so tired ALL THE TIME.

I'm having huge eye bags that are threatening to stay on a permanent basis.

I yawn every single moment I'm awake.

I can't concentrate in class cuz I'm always trying hard not to sleep.

I can't do my homework because:

1. Too much workload from other stuff.

2. Too tired to do homework.

My eyes get swollen so fast, it's like.. Idk. I'm too tired to think.

The workload I'm telling you. The workload and stress is crazy. So darn crazy.

The Many Benefits of Sex

Well. As you all can decipher from the title above, a good sex offers you many benefits. Some of the benefits might surprise you ;)

1. Sex relieves stress.

Instead of writing down all the boring and scientific explanation, the conclusion is that people who had sex can handle stress better and don't get stressed out so often.

2. Sex boosts immunity.

Good sexual health = good physical health. Enough said. :)

3. Sex burns calories.

Well, duh? After all the hot and sweaty romp involving many physical activities.. What d'ya think? *winks*

4. Sex improves cardiovascular health.

Hmmm. Apparently, older folks should not be worried that efforts spent in sex would cause a stroke. That's because.. Well, having sex more often reduces the chances of heart attacks. :D All the more reason to have sex!

5. Sex boosts self-esteem.

HEH. What are you waiting for? *grins*

6. Sex improves intimacy.

Of course, that is if you're doing it with your partner that means something to you. One-night-stands not included. Haha

7. Sex reduces pain.

Well, if you're injured, try this solution. Hahaha kidding!

8. Sex reduces prostate cancer risk.

Hear that, guys! The more you ejaculate, the lower the risk. :D

9. Sex strengthens floor pelvic muscles.

This is for the ladies. By practising this exercise known as Kegels, you'll enjoy more pleasure and decrease risk of incontinence. :)

10. Sex helps you sleep better.

After a good sex, what more can you ask for than a good night's sleep? :)

Therefore, romp it up, guys! Haha

So unfair

SO FUCKING UNFAIR MAN.

At this very modern 21st century, there exists people that still favours boys over girls, men over women, sons over daughters.

Cheers to me.

Second Semester

OMG seriously. What the hell was I thinking when I signed up for this semester??

Seriously, what have I brought upon myself?

Living In Denial

Yep. You read it right. I'm gonna live in denial for the rest of the year. Hahaha

Here's why.

1. I'm gonna deny the fact that it's already 2011. It's too fast for 2011, I hadn't had enough of 2010 yet.

2. I'm gonna deny the fact that I'm going to be 19 this year. No offense people but, 19?! That's so freaking old!! I don't even feel anything close to 18, let alone 19.

3. I'm also going to not acknowledge that I'm going to end my college life by August. Geez. It feels as if I hadn't even started college yet.

4. I'm also going to NOT make any resolutions because.. well, because I do not want to acknowledge the year 2011, yet. (Y)

5. I'm also going to pretend that I have a lot of great *fill in the blanks* in college.

6. The greatest denial of all. I'm going to not acknowledge the fact that I'm getting closer to adulthood.

Bring it on, 2011! I'm not afraid of you! Hahaha

Chicks before Dicks

Chicks before dicks, man!

Quite disappointed in you, really.

Results (part2)

Ahahaha I just realised I didn't post my results in the last "results" post.

OK. So here it goes. It's really very disappointing anyway. To me. But I guess I shouldn't expect much. Especially for being such a freaking lazy ass.

I got 1 High Distinction and 3 Distinction. Pfft.

Happy New Year!

OK. It's not very NEW anymore but I was quite busy for the past few days to blog. Haha

Time flies man. Seriously. Didn't even feel like a year and yet, a yr has passed. It doesn't even feel like 2011. Although college has started today.

Anyways. Talking about new year. People normally have new year resolutions right. So.. I'm still thinking what my resolutions should be. The problem is, it doesnt feel like new year to me at all so I'm not bothered setting any resolutions. Ahahaha so messed up.

College sucks. Kinda. I hate my timetable. Sort of.