Drama series

I never thought I would be the kind of girl to sit in front of the TV and watch episodes after episodes of some drama series.

Guess I thought wrong =.=

Hahahaha OMG I tell you I've been so engrossed in the drama I could stay up and watch it till 3a.m in the morning.

First time watching some drama show, not bad eh. HEHH:D But right now, the third disc is giving me hell. It. Can't. Seem. To. Work.

Damn. I felt like tearing my head off. I can't stand suspense. Hahaha

Timetable

Ah fuck.

I woke up super late today and I remembered I have to register for new subjects. So I went and check and there's only limited slots left.

Way to go man.

And second sem starts on the 3rd of Jan. What is this. :(

My body's biological clock's kinda screwed up. Hahaha I sleep around 3 to 4 a.m. and wake up around 12 to 1 pm. Holy shit. Lol

Great. All the past events are finally taking a toll on me.

Having fever and all bad stuff.

Results!

Results for first sem is out.

It's OK I guess. I'm not really happy with it tho. That's the price I have to pay for being such a lazy bum :(

A lil bit betrayed.

Feelin' a lil bit pissed, a lil bit sad, and a lil bit disappointed.

IMY. A lot.

Merry Xmas!!

Merry Christmas everyone! Hope this marks the end of the wonderful year and the beginning of another year. :)

Btw Santa, if you happen to read this post, would you be so so kindly to fulfill these wishes? I promise I'll be a good girl. I will. ;)

1. Can I be rich? Like, filthy rich? (I promise I'll be reaaalllyyy hardworking from today onwards)

2. Is it possible to let me have a car? :D

3. I wanna live in a hugee castle with my Prince and live happily ever after. :)

4. When you come across the 4th wish, is it possible to approach me personally and ask me about it? It's kinda private. :D:D:D

Thanks Santa! You're the best. :)

Disappointment

Just when you thought you mean the world to someone, that someone brings you crashing down to reality and made you realize you're not as important as you think.

Disappointment. Reality.

Awesome-est time ever. :)

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, rich and sensitive man?

A rumor.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA no offense intended, guys! :)

Happy Birthday Mummy!!

Happy Birthday Mum.

I love you :)

Interesting (yet weird) facts!

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I wanna be a pig. NOT)

(How'd they figure this out?? And why?)

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over the pig thing)

(Don't try this at home.. Maybe at work?)

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(And pigs get 30 mins of orgasm? That doesn't seem fair)

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(Intoxicated from drinking bottles of...?)
(Did the taxpayers pay for this research???)

9. Polar bears are left handed.

(Seriously, who cares??)

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds

(Errrrr......)

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes! Can you imagine?? And why pigs??)

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

(This is creepy)

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(What the...?)

(Well, at least pigs get all the fun)

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life, I still want to be a pig. Quality over quantity)

15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, Geez.)

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people who are like that)

17. Starfish don't have brains.

(Hey! I know people who are like that too!)

*Hope you guys had fun reading this :) *

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Sometimes, I wish you never existed in the first place. Okay, maybe not sometimes, but ALL THE TIME.

I seriously do not understand how some people can be so full of themselves.

Last Night at Chateau Marmont

It's a review on this book, not describing my night in a Chateau or whatsoever.

Anyways, this book is written by the author of The Devil Wears Prada. This book surprised me a little, however, as it isn't like The Devil Wears Prada or even Chasing Harry Winston.

Last Night at Chateau Marmont is quite meaningful actually. It gives us the insight of a loving couple who became famous and how they cope with all the obstacles and packages that come with it.

This is also a very good book. :)

The Book of Tomorrow

Once again, Cecilia Ahern - one of my favorite author, captures my heart with this novel along with all the other novels of hers.

It is very, very well written. It totally captures the essence of a teenage girl (as the narrator) and how a typical spoiled, rich teenage kid would behave.

The plot is just amazing. Like every other book of hers, the story is unique in its own way, filled with suspense at every page.

It also leaves a lot of things for you to ponder on.

I wish I could write like her. :)

This book, is definitely a good book.

Ain't it sweet?

Wouldn't it be sweet if you're in the middle of work, or class in college or.. whatever it is, some delivery guy would walk in with a bunch of flowers saying that it's from the guy that you like/together with/married to? Wouldn't that be soooo sweet?

If only that could happen to me.

Oh well, a girl can always dream :)

If Only

If only I could read like this during exams.

I just finished up a 418 pages novel in less than 24 hours. Bearing in mind I wasn't reading the whole time. Heck, I slept at 11 last night and got up at 12pm today.

Sometimes, I hate myself for being so lazy. I can't study for nuts.

Characters

I honestly get wayyy too attached to characters in novels.

So anyways, I had an epiphany. Not really an epiphany, but still.

So what I was thinking was. You see, we girls always dream of being with someone hot and famous and good looking rite? But let's just say we already are with them. I don't think we'll be as happy as we would've liked.

I mean, take singers for an example. If you have a famous rock star husband, wouldn't you feel alone and insecure that your famous husband is flying all over the globe performing with girls throwing themselves at him?

Wouldn't it be wonderful, that after bagging in millions and millions of dollars, your famous rock star husband would just retire just to spend the rest of his life with you? Now THAT, will be really sweet.

But we need to face reality I suppose, guys like this, are non-existent. Hahaha

I just realised that most of the readers actually searched for "Embarrassing Orgasm" in my blog to read that particular post.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice. :D

Big Ass Banana

Hahahhahahahaa yesterday, my dad bought one huge banana (just to try it out). Maybe some of you guys have seen or tried it before, but pardon me as this is the first time I've ever encountered such a huge and long banana.

It's huge! Bigger than the size of my arm. Literally. Aannnnddd the best part is, I named it Bunny! Cuz they both start with B. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA although it is most likely going to be eaten by tomorrow. :D


Talking about big ass banana. (This is going to be a completely different topic).


Do you know, that the world largest penis is 13.5 inch long??! And apparently, it's longer than an average wine bottle and just as thick! (Just for your info ;P )

New Novels!

So instead of studying yesterday, like how I should be since I have exams tomorrow, I wasted the whole day playing with my siblings and went to Amcorp Mall (finally!).

But at least some good came out of it. I bought LOADS of novels!! Jodi Picoult's novels have been sold out though, that was a disappointment. But oh wells, at least I got a few of the novels I wanted. :D

But now, it kinda serves as a distraction cuz I'm reaaaallllyyy tempted to read the books instead of studying. And I'm having papers from tomorrow till Saturday. 3 days straight.

Damn.

One of the many problems I never thought I'll encounter

And just when I thought that way, it happened to me.

At the stage of making decisions.

Things like this, no matter how precious they are, they still have expiry dates. Maybe this is one of them?

Finals.

Starting tomorrow. It will go on for a week. I think I need luck, loads of it.

I haven't been studying. Bloody hell. All I've been doing is watching movies and playing computer games.

I'm so screwed.