HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

This joke:

I received a card today. It says " Happy Valentine's Day! Love, from you know who". Why the fuck would Lord Voldemort send me a message??

HAHAHA quite funny. If you get it.

This one, is quite sad:

A guy gave his girlfriend a challenge. He told her that if she can stay away from him for one whole day and not talk to him, he'll love her more. His girlfriend agreed and didn't see him or talk to him for a whole day. However, she didn't know that he had cancer and had only 24hrs left to live. The next day, she turned up at his house with tears streaming down her face. Next to the coffin, there was a note addressed to her. It says: You did it baby, and I'm sure you can do it for the rest of your life.

OMG DAMN SAD RITE.