Dirty (kinda) jokes

Warning: This ain't for the faint-hearted. Or the under-aged. Or if you're under-aged, it doesn't matter. You won't really get it anyway. XD

The 5 sizes of penises:
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Oh My God!
5. Is that available in white??

70 ways to make a woman happy: No1 is shopping and the rest is 69.

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's when you leave her a virgin.

Sometimes, the bravest thing a man can do is cry!

Hahaha hope you enjoyed it! =)