I WANT A PET DRAGON!!!!

Omgosh after watching this movie, How To Train Your Dragon, I totally want a DRAGON!!!!

I'm serious. I'm not even joking.

I want a dragon, best if I can get a Night Fury. He is soooooo cuteee!! If I had a pet dragon, I would name him Fluffy! :D:D:D

If I have a pet dragon, I'll..

1. Play with him ALL THE TIME.

2. Fly all the time.

3. Use him to threaten other people to give me what I want. (HEHE kidding!)

4. Make people pay me money if they wanna touch Fluffy.

5. Make silly faces with him.

6. Dress him up.

7. Do manicures and pedicures with him. (teehee :D)

8. Go overseas for free.

9. Take lotsa pictures with Fluffy and share it with you guys.

10. Build him a small house.

11. Set him after all the creepy perverts.

12. Get him to bite off the creeps' heads.

13. sleep under his wings!

I WANT A PET DRAGON!!!

hahaha ok I think I'm too tired. Not making sense anymore. :)

:)

Yep. I'm back. I think I've bounced really high up this time. :) Hope I'll get stuck and won't fall back down.

So today was funnn! Went out with groupmates to do our Msian Studies Assignment 3. It was actually quite fun cuz all we had to do was to eat a variety of dishes and take photos and make scrapbook. So we ate A LOT.

After having lunch, we went to Sweetchat to have desserts! And each of us ordered a huge bowl. It was awesome! Haha it felt nice to be able to eat so much desserts!

And we laughed a lot. Till my tummy ached. And had tears in my eyes.

What I would give to have days like this. Being genuinely happy and laugh my worries away. :)

All time low

I suppose this is just one of the many phases that I'm going through.

I think I'm reaching an all time low. But I really hope it won't last long. This isn't fun. And I'm trying hard to pick myself up again.

But since I'm feeling low right now, let me ramble on just a lil bit.

It's just so tiring. Having to put on a bubbly and cheerful demeanor all the time so that other people can be happy and cheerful too. Sometimes, it gets really tiring. Especially when life isn't going so well for you.

Nopee. Life ain't easy after all. Especially now. Everything seems to go wrong. Problems surfacing everywhere. Tons of workload. Trying to juggle everything. Trying to make new friends. Trying to fit in. Trying to impress everyone. Trying to be likeable. Trying too hard?

Nah. I don't think I'm actually trying to do anything. I have bigger problems to worry than all the normal problems.

Mid terms suck. We're getting our papers back this week and things are not looking good.

OK. Take a deep breath. No point being all down rite? Cheer up! Life still has to go on. :)

Compete.. Again?

OMG I thought I was going to embarrass myself today. Thank God that didn't happen. Hahaha

OK, so the thing is, I went for the swimming competition today. After not training AT ALL for 4 whole months. I was actually supposed to help out and earn some extra moolah for the competition, but, somehow, I got dragged into the whole competing thing 2 days ago.

And I still have another event tomorrow. :S

But not bad weiyh! I got RM70 today from the competition, sans the money I get for helping out. It's not a lot, but it's not bad considering I didn't train at all and considering the fact that I actually did not put much effort into my swim.

Oh and did I mention that the ONLY reason I swam was for the money? Well, yeah. Haha medalists get $$ and since I'm low in cash and I'm so money-minded, I joined. :D

But I'm definitely worn out. So freaking tired.

French toast

I made french toasts. Yummm.. :)

Broke

I'm so broke. So, so broke.

I've been paying EVERYTHING for myself.

So yes. I have to start earning instead of spending. No wait, let me rephrase that. I need to start earning so that I can spend. Hahahahahah :D

I'M DONE WITH MIDTERMS!!!

Although it's actually midterms for the first sem only.

Yes, I know I'm making a big deal about it. But I can't help it!!! I feel so happy that I'm done with it!!!!!

And I KNOW IT'S ONLY MIDTERM! But seriously, I feel as if I've just finished SPM. That's how happy I am.

So now, I have a short break from tomorrow til Sunday. :D So nice!

Wedding jokess!!

OK this is purely for my own entertainment. I'm just trying to de-stress. But I hope you guys will find it entertaining too! :)

• My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.


• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your lives.


• Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.


• The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.


• Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?


• Son: "How much does it cost to get married, dad?" Dad:" I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."


• My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!

Hahahahahahahahaha so funny!! :D:D:D:D

I think I'm going..

1. MAD. Really. All these exams and quizzes and assignments are making me going nuts. Even though I'm actually not really studying or anything. But I'm stressed out all the time. Stressed out cuz I'm not studying.

2. CRAZY. Wait. Crazy = Mad right? OK. NEXT!

3. I think I'm not making any sense. Am i?

4. I think I'm growing fat. Even though my weight has remained the same.

I can't wait for Tuesday man! That's when midterm ends and at least I'll have a break from Wed to Fri!! Woohooooo!

Tomorrow's Finite Math. Then Computing. I've studied nothing. Not a SINGLE THING.

Someone kill me pls.

Cute Pickup Lines

Here's some cute pickup lines! Hahaha hope it'll give you boys (or girls) some idea.

1. Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I scraped my knee falling for you.

2. You look so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

3. Do you have a map? Cuz I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

4. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eyes. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

5. Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

6. Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz girl, you're the bomb.

7. I don't think I need Google anymore, cuz girl, you're everything I've been searching for.

8. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you need me to walk by you for the second time? (my personal fav! :D)

9. Apart from being so beautiful, what do you do for a living?

10. I think I've just found the angel I'd like to be touched by.

The embarrassing orgasm

Out of the blue, I suddenly remembered this really embarrassing story about this guy.

The story happened a few years back. Not on me. :D

It was freaking embarrassing.

So the story was like this:

There was this teenage guy, around 14 or 15. So on that day, he went into his toilet to masturbate. So he went in and locked the toilet door and continued with his.. 'business'

Alright so he was masturbating and he thought his door was being locked properly when the fact was, the door wasn't secured.

So, after a while, he peaked and had an orgasm. At the very instant semen came out of his penis, his dad walked in to the toilet and yes, he shot semen right in front of his dad's eyes.

His dad then coolly went out of the toilet and never talk about the incident.

OMG I tell you if this happens to me, I can DIE. Like, literally. So embarrassing! And to happen right in front of his dad. Gosh I can't imagine how he felt right after that.

English quiz? Screwed.

Gosh, I screwed up English quiz.

It was soooo hard! :'(

I never knew English could be that hard.

I just lost my confidence. Gah!

Dyed my hair, again! :D

I never knew I was so spontaneous. I never knew I would make decisions like this at the spur of the moment. But I was and I did. :D

Before lunch, my brother just suddenly said he needed to cut his hair. And all of a sudden, this random thought of dying my hair crossed my mind.

So, this was my second time colouring my hair. The first time, I actually bought the colour myself but apparently, one box is not enough so I had to choose the colour from the saloon instead. And it was some dark red-ish brown colour which was really nice.

Then a few weeks back, I bought another box of the same colour as the first colour that I bought. And today, I used that colour. It's purple!! With maybe a bit red. I think. And it's niceeeee. :D

I was quite nervous before the colouring though. Cuz the previous colour was really nice and I don't wanna screw it up. But now, no regrets! :)

I'm so happy.

Disgusting things :D

OK since the main topic for today was talking about really disgusting stuff, I'll just write about it to close the topic (for the day).

A precaution for all of you out there who are reading this post. Please do not proceed if you get disgusted easily, or if you're currently munching on something delicious. You've been warned.

I honestly think, that no matter how many more years I'll have to menstruate, I will NEVER ever get used to the blood.

I know it's a part of me and I know I shouldn't be saying this, but, it's DISGUSTING. It's a major turn-off for me each time I see my own period blood. During that time, I'll try to cut down the number of times I go to the toilet so that I don't have to see it. Even if I really do need the toilet, I'll try to avert my gaze from it.

And no, I'm not sick. Or disgusting. This just happens to be one of the random topics I picked for today.

Oh and now, I'm about to take you to a journey I traveled years and years ago. OK, maybe not years and years ago, it's 3 years ago to be precise.

My swimming team and I went to China for our training camp during the holidays. So the thing that I noticed, is that most of the female don't shave their underarms (I'm talking about my experience during training ok, not competitions). And.. For some unknown reason, the underarm hairs are quite.. well, bushy. It's like a mass of black hair and.. Oh, Lord. I'm not gonna continue.

Alright. Then in the bathroom, everyone showers naked. BEFORE you guys get all excited about it, imagine looking at middle aged and old women shower. Yes, I can see your excitement going down rapidly. So the whole bathroom was filled with sagging boobs and wrinkled skin and.. Hair. Lots and lots of hair.

Not only that, the cubicles of the toilet don't have doors.

And I have a story to share.

One of my guy friend went to the toilet to do his business. So lucky for him, the toilet is empty so he just picked a random cubicle and squatted down to.. You know. Release. Haha. So normally when you poo, you'll face the outside right, so he was doing just that when an old man walked in, chose the cubicle opposite my friend, squat down facing him, and started doing what my friend was doing - shitting.

It's freaking revolting! My friend told us he was forced to look at the old man's old.. Equipment and see shits coming out and dropping out underneath him.. OK I seriously feel like puking now.

So that's the end of the topic. I don't think I can stand writing more. :D

*Don't get offended by the post. It's just a random post and I was just talking about my experience.*

Beauties with less makeup

OK, so just to illustrate what I posted before this, I'll just put up some pics of several celebrities who look amazing with less makeup that enhances their beauty. :)

Indulge.

The definition of beautiful - simple and natural :)

I love au naturel. Period.

And that includes looks, makeup, girls etc etc. OK maybe not that au naturel to grow your armpit hair and really gross bodily hair, but natural as in keep things simple.

I detest girls with makeup so thick, that when you touch her face, a 3 inch hole is left in the middle of all the powder. I detest girls with makeup so thick that she looks completely different when she washes it all of.

I suppose most people would prefer girls in just some simple and light makeup that enhances their beauty, not change the way they look completely.

Everyone is beautiful. I don't know how many times do I have to emphasize on that. I seriously get turned off by people who wears awfully thick makeup with freaking long fake lashes - unless it's necessary - 24/7.

Most guys would say that their partner looks most beautiful when they just woke up. Unless, of course, if they actually woke up with saliva all over their faces. But still, it proves that simplicity is always the best. Simple is always elegant. Messy is also sexy. *wink*

So girls, use makeup to enhance your features and looks; not turn yourself completely into another person, and before you know it, everyone will be digging the simple and pretty you :)

Dear ASSHOLE.

I hope that you'll crash and die on the spot. Stupid fucker.